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Friday, May 8th, 2009 ↓

enjoli:

wooliebear:

Lance Armstong hated Sheryl Crow’s noisy baby clock
Lance Armstrong tells us what we already knew.
He really, really hated the annoying ticking of his fiancee Sheryl Crow’s biological time clock.
“She wanted marriage, she wanted children; and not that I didn’t want that, but I didn’t want that at that time because I had just gotten out of a marriage, I’d just had kids [Luke, Grace and Bella],” Armstrong, 37, reveals in “Lance,” a bio due in July, written by John Wilcockson. “Yet we’re up against her biological clock — that pressure is what cracked it.”
Armstrong says it was simply a matter of bad timing. “I felt like I wasn’t ready … I would have been in the future, but not then.”
In May 2007, Crow adopted a 2-week-old boy she named Wyatt Steven Crow.
And Armstrong is ready – whether he likes it or not — to be a daddy again.
His girlfriend, Anna Hansen, got pregnant last year and is due to deliver next month. Reportedly, the baby was conceived naturally, which is amazing considering Armstrong’s bout with testicular cancer.

Wow. Ouch.
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Ouch is right. Damn.

Why do people share this stuff?
(I mean Mr Armstrong, not us, natch).

wooliebear:

Lance Armstong hated Sheryl Crow’s noisy baby clock

Lance Armstrong tells us what we already knew.

He really, really hated the annoying ticking of his fiancee Sheryl Crow’s biological time clock.

“She wanted marriage, she wanted children; and not that I didn’t want that, but I didn’t want that at that time because I had just gotten out of a marriage, I’d just had kids [Luke, Grace and Bella],” Armstrong, 37, reveals in “Lance,” a bio due in July, written by John Wilcockson. “Yet we’re up against her biological clock — that pressure is what cracked it.”

Armstrong says it was simply a matter of bad timing. “I felt like I wasn’t ready … I would have been in the future, but not then.”

In May 2007, Crow adopted a 2-week-old boy she named Wyatt Steven Crow.

And Armstrong is ready – whether he likes it or not — to be a daddy again.

His girlfriend, Anna Hansen, got pregnant last year and is due to deliver next month. Reportedly, the baby was conceived naturally, which is amazing considering Armstrong’s bout with testicular cancer.

Wow. Ouch.

via

Ouch is right. Damn.

Why do people share this stuff?

(I mean Mr Armstrong, not us, natch).

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Saturday, Apr 25th, 2009 ↓

elvira:

tumblelikeyougiveadamn:

“Thank You, Internet, for letting me Observe so many Crazy People from a Safe Distance.” [Eyeteeth]

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Saturday, Apr 11th, 2009 ↓

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(via kapi)

(I also love tumblr because kapi has such good music all the time)

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Thursday, Apr 9th, 2009 ↓

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

mabelmoments:

dannybellz:

plasticteacups:

(via imlouise)

what the heck are my grandmoms lesbian parrots doing it for then?!

how do parrots even have sex? do they even have whooohaaahs?

And how do they know this, is the animal kingdom polled or something?

“On a scale of 1-10 please rate by barks, claws or dolphin claps your enjoyment of sex.”