a marmoset's secret life....

I am watching a movie with Samuel L in it… along with an actor whose name you all will know,...

Fri, 08 May 2009 23:06:41 +0100

I am watching a movie with Samuel L in it… along with an actor whose name you all will know, but I don’t, and a member of Bros.

It is a strange mix.

"Please. I’ve been out of law school for four."

Fri, 08 May 2009 22:41:54 +0100

“Please. I’ve been out of law school for four.”

- WannaBlessedBe: I have now been out of college for five years.

Meaning you at least have an advanced degree to show for your time.

(via katoleary)

I have you all beat- it’s been 9 years since I was last in school.

(via bowlingalleylawyer)

I’m resisting.

(via wooliebear)

HA!!!

I left school so long ago that I can’t even count how long it has been.

If I had stayed, my arithmetic would be better.

enjoli: wooliebear: Lance Armstong hated Sheryl Crow’s noisy...

Fri, 08 May 2009 20:33:50 +0100

enjoli:

wooliebear:

Lance Armstong hated Sheryl Crow’s noisy baby clock

Lance Armstrong tells us what we already knew.

He really, really hated the annoying ticking of his fiancee Sheryl Crow’s biological time clock.

“She wanted marriage, she wanted children; and not that I didn’t want that, but I didn’t want that at that time because I had just gotten out of a marriage, I’d just had kids [Luke, Grace and Bella],” Armstrong, 37, reveals in “Lance,” a bio due in July, written by John Wilcockson. “Yet we’re up against her biological clock — that pressure is what cracked it.”

Armstrong says it was simply a matter of bad timing. “I felt like I wasn’t ready … I would have been in the future, but not then.”

In May 2007, Crow adopted a 2-week-old boy she named Wyatt Steven Crow.

And Armstrong is ready – whether he likes it or not — to be a daddy again.

His girlfriend, Anna Hansen, got pregnant last year and is due to deliver next month. Reportedly, the baby was conceived naturally, which is amazing considering Armstrong’s bout with testicular cancer.

Wow. Ouch.

via

Ouch is right. Damn.

Why do people share this stuff?

(I mean Mr Armstrong, not us, natch).

I believe a second glass of wine is in order.

Fri, 08 May 2009 20:26:25 +0100

(via sistermarymartha)

Fixed.

"Woah, wait just a minute… is it yer Birthday Week??"

Fri, 08 May 2009 20:20:07 +0100

“Woah, wait just a minute… is it yer Birthday Week??”

- a marmoset’s secret life….:

Through Monday! I took Thursday, Friday and Monday off as a nice cushion for my birthday- on the 10th.

(via sistermarymartha)

Oh, yay for you!

have a tumbling good time…. with us.

kapi: Great justice has been achieved for boobs. I saw this...

Fri, 08 May 2009 20:15:17 +0100

kapi:

Great justice has been achieved for boobs.

I saw this today… I am thinking it is the most genius marketing campaign… M&S got how many days of massive newspaper coverage? And so they then pay for one ad, and go back to how things were… but with a ringing endorsement from Page3 STAR Keeley.

Thanks Soup!

Fri, 08 May 2009 20:10:46 +0100

sistermarymartha:

It’s actually Sunday, but hell we can celebrate all week long.

All week!

All week long.

(I think I just made Lionel Ritchie’s song infinitely better in my head)

Woah, wait just a minute… is it yer Birthday Week??

awesome-everyday: SMILE FUCKING FRIDAY IN THE HOUSE my neck...

Fri, 08 May 2009 20:09:06 +0100

awesome-everyday:

SMILE FUCKING FRIDAY IN THE HOUSE

my neck hurts more than a camel hump in my asshole, but at least I have a new office with better desk-mates, and I’m getting recognized for all the hard ball-busting work I do, where the fuck are the dharma beers and is it 4:20 yet edition.

You lost your comment-a-larity….

I was just wondering (outloud actually), if maybe your new desk is making your neck hurt? Like maybe your monitor is in the wrong spot.

I mean looking at this photograph it seems like you are having to look up all day? But it could also be too low…

I’m sure you are looking after yourself just fine, but, incase you aren’t:
Look after yourself Ms Awesome.

P x

I don’t know.

Fri, 08 May 2009 19:58:36 +0100

I don’t know.

And this is at the bottom. Usually if I try really hard, I can...

Thu, 07 May 2009 20:37:43 +0100

And this is at the bottom.

Usually if I try really hard, I can tell what they are getting at… but this time. No clue.

I have mentioned this store before…. This is the top of...

Thu, 07 May 2009 20:36:01 +0100

I have mentioned this store before…. This is the top of the window display.

hee!

Thu, 07 May 2009 20:23:30 +0100

hee!

Internet 'draining world power'

Sun, 03 May 2009 19:53:00 +0100

Internet 'draining world power':

feastingonroadkill:

Tumblrs and Tumblettes - you energy draining, planet destroying bastards.

Shame on you!

See, this is why I haven’t been around so much lately… just trying to save the planet.

You’re welcome.

(actually I have been super busy with work, but I am here reading even if I am not posting.)

elvira: suyhnc: yellowblog: manamanmana: kml:proto-jp:bibideb...

Sun, 03 May 2009 19:49:59 +0100

elvira:

suyhnc:

yellowblog:

manamanmana:

kml:proto-jp:bibidebabideboo:wekeepsaying: (via blackpaperbirds)

vruz: Struwwelpeter, by Dr Heinrich Hoffmann —via...

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 22:42:43 +0100

vruz:

Struwwelpeter, by Dr Heinrich Hoffmann

—via pdvmorris:

This week’s Ex Libris
features one of my childhood reads
spooky stuff this
kids being dunked in inkwells
super long fingy nails chopped and lopped off
along with all kinds of other stuff…no wonder I’m a warped writer of dark noir fiction
and rather out of the norm erotica short tales. Oh well…..

I tend to have pretty vivid dreams, but I know that I am dreaming. However, sometimes, like last...

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 21:57:39 +0100

I tend to have pretty vivid dreams, but I know that I am dreaming.

However, sometimes, like last night, I don’t remember that I dreamt until something happens later on in the day to remind me- and when that happens, I can get kind of confused about whether the thing I am remembering actually happened or not.

I have only just realised that I didn’t have a conversation with a friend of mine yesterday.

The clue: I never look at ebay.

The conversation was that I know Mr Feasting on Roadkill from ‘the internet’, and that the biscuits he was selling on there were left over from his recent trip to France.

feastingonroadkill: Laura La Plante and Martha Maddox. The Cat...

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:54:09 +0100

feastingonroadkill:

Laura La Plante and Martha Maddox. The Cat And The Canary (1927)

“It’s been almost two weeks and still no one has made any serious money out of the star...

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:52:44 +0100

“It’s been almost two weeks and still no one has made any serious money out of the star of Britain’s Got Talent. This outrageous state of affairs is due primarily to a stand-off between ITV and YouTube. The network wants to be allowed to run “pre-roll” adverts before the clips of Boyle are shown, the introduction of which YouTube has stood firmly against. ITV argue that Boyle represents exceptional content for which exceptional exceptions should be made.

Hopes are high in many quarters that the dispute will continue, as it is believed that proximity to an untapped revenue stream for more than 21 days induces homicidal rage in Simon Cowell and there will be every chance that he will gut Piers Morgan live on air. And then, true to the spirit of talent shows, everyone’s a winner”

Lucy Mangan writing for the guardian

elvira: tumblelikeyougiveadamn: “Thank You, Internet, for...

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:51:32 +0100

elvira:

tumblelikeyougiveadamn:

“Thank You, Internet, for letting me Observe so many Crazy People from a Safe Distance.” [Eyeteeth]

Ernest Borgnine… is talking on the radio right now. The...

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 09:23:54 +0100

Ernest Borgnine… is talking on the radio right now.

The title of his autobiography is “I don’t want to set the world on fire, I just want to keep my nuts warm”

Apparently it was a sign on a chestnut vendor’s stall.