a marmoset's secret life....

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(via a shitload of people)

Easier to read hi-res version here [link]

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Stuff like this makes me want to give up, hand in my uterus and go home. Good to know, ladies, that we self-identify as being insecure and petty.

OH JESUS CHRIST.  This is fucking horrible.  Way to promote stereotypes about women, Jenna Fischer!  She should have let Mindy Kaling write it.

Are you shocked that the actress that plays doormat and all around submissive Pam Beasley is kind of really that stupid in person? Although, she has a point about football.

I don’t have a clue who Jenna Fischer is.

If anyone acted excited about a bath mat around me, they would not be invited to get excited between my bed linens.