(via imlouise)
what the heck are my grandmoms lesbian parrots doing it for then?!
how do parrots even have sex? do they even have whooohaaahs?
And how do they know this, is the animal kingdom polled or something?
“On a scale of 1-10 please rate by barks, claws or dolphin claps your enjoyment of sex.”
There was a dolphin that lived near me who watched a lot of porn would attack surfers in a quite aggressively sexual way.