a marmoset's secret life....
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“Please. I’ve been out of law school for four.”
WannaBlessedBe: I have now been out of college for five years.
Meaning you at least have an advanced degree to show for your time.
(via katoleary)
I have you all beat- it’s been 9 years since I was last in school.
(via bowlingalleylawyer)
I’m resisting.
(via wooliebear)
HA!!!
I left school so long ago that I can’t even count how long it has been.
If I had stayed, my arithmetic would be better.
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wooliebear:
Lance Armstong hated Sheryl Crow’s noisy baby clock
Lance Armstrong tells us what we already knew.
He really, really hated the annoying ticking of his fiancee Sheryl Crow’s biological time clock.
“She wanted marriage, she wanted children; and not that I didn’t want that, but I didn’t want that at that time because I had just gotten out of a marriage, I’d just had kids [Luke, Grace and Bella],” Armstrong, 37, reveals in “Lance,” a bio due in July, written by John Wilcockson. “Yet we’re up against her biological clock — that pressure is what cracked it.”
Armstrong says it was simply a matter of bad timing. “I felt like I wasn’t ready … I would have been in the future, but not then.”
In May 2007, Crow adopted a 2-week-old boy she named Wyatt Steven Crow.
And Armstrong is ready – whether he likes it or not — to be a daddy again.
His girlfriend, Anna Hansen, got pregnant last year and is due to deliver next month. Reportedly, the baby was conceived naturally, which is amazing considering Armstrong’s bout with testicular cancer.
Wow. Ouch.
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Ouch is right. Damn.
Why do people share this stuff?
(I mean Mr Armstrong, not us, natch).](http://22.media.tumblr.com/UtVEsz9MGn8tncoaYJ4JWfAIo1_400.jpg)
Lance Armstong hated Sheryl Crow’s noisy baby clock
Lance Armstrong tells us what we already knew.
He really, really hated the annoying ticking of his fiancee Sheryl Crow’s biological time clock.
“She wanted marriage, she wanted children; and not that I didn’t want that, but I didn’t want that at that time because I had just gotten out of a marriage, I’d just had kids [Luke, Grace and Bella],” Armstrong, 37, reveals in “Lance,” a bio due in July, written by John Wilcockson. “Yet we’re up against her biological clock — that pressure is what cracked it.”
Armstrong says it was simply a matter of bad timing. “I felt like I wasn’t ready … I would have been in the future, but not then.”
In May 2007, Crow adopted a 2-week-old boy she named Wyatt Steven Crow.
And Armstrong is ready – whether he likes it or not — to be a daddy again.
His girlfriend, Anna Hansen, got pregnant last year and is due to deliver next month. Reportedly, the baby was conceived naturally, which is amazing considering Armstrong’s bout with testicular cancer.
Wow. Ouch.
Ouch is right. Damn.
Why do people share this stuff?
(I mean Mr Armstrong, not us, natch).
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Tags: hey lance armstrong why don't you just get on with your life rather than sharing such details with me
“Woah, wait just a minute… is it yer Birthday Week??”
Through Monday! I took Thursday, Friday and Monday off as a nice cushion for my birthday- on the 10th.
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Oh, yay for you!
have a tumbling good time…. with us.
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kapi:
Great justice has been achieved for boobs.
I saw this today… I am thinking it is the most genius marketing campaign… M&S got how many days of massive newspaper coverage? And so they then pay for one ad, and go back to how things were… but with a ringing endorsement from Page3 STAR Keeley.
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Thanks Soup!
It’s actually Sunday, but hell we can celebrate all week long.
All week!
All week long.
(I think I just made Lionel Ritchie’s song infinitely better in my head)
Woah, wait just a minute… is it yer Birthday Week??
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SMILE FUCKING FRIDAY IN THE HOUSE
my neck hurts more than a camel hump in my asshole, but at least I have a new office with better desk-mates, and I’m getting recognized for all the hard ball-busting work I do, where the fuck are the dharma beers and is it 4:20 yet edition.
You lost your comment-a-larity….
I was just wondering (outloud actually), if maybe your new desk is making your neck hurt? Like maybe your monitor is in the wrong spot.
I mean looking at this photograph it seems like you are having to look up all day? But it could also be too low…
I’m sure you are looking after yourself just fine, but, incase you aren’t:
Look after yourself Ms Awesome.
P x
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I don’t know.
And this is at the bottom.
Usually if I try really hard, I can tell what they are getting at… but this time. No clue.
